Gaza Mourns 6′ Tall, Bearded Kindergartener Killed By Israel
He met his end in a tunnel that IAF jets pounded with bombs the Thursday night before last, along with six other Palestinian toddlers in their twenties
Islamic Leaders Worried They May Have Missed A Jewish Shrine To Appropriate
A development that threatens the absolute nature of Islam’s inevitable dominance in Islamist theology.
Jews Worthy Of Third Temple For Centuries Already; Bureaucracy, Contractor Delaying Work
"certain unnamed contractors who continue to claim they need fees to cover various zoning variances and building permits for the Third Temple and other, associated facilities, when in fact no such fees were stipulated in the contract.”
Antisemitism Only Counts From Whites
I define antisemitism ontologically as a product of white supremacy, making antisemitism by others – Black Hebrew Israelites, Muslims, whoever – impossible.
To Get Obama’s Attention, ISIS Renames Self, ‘Global Warming’
ISIS intends to rename itself "Global Warming" in order to provoke US into confronting it seriously.
My Favorite Biblical Moment Is When Moses Brought The Palestinians Into The Promised Land
When Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the wilderness, finally led he Palestinian People into the land Allah promised to their ancestor Cain.
Egypt Not Worried About Pyramid Slavery Legacy: Everyone Thinks Those Slaves Were Just Jews
The timing of the Exodus narrative according to traditional dating places it centuries later than many of the pyramids.
Iranian Saboteurs Outed By Showing Up To Synagogue On Time
An eyebrow-raising violation of established custom.
Amusement Park Admits: Overbooked Group Visits Just To Ruin Your Family’s Trip
“Frustration for a family that has to wade through throngs of misbehaving day-campers just to miss a shot at a bad stuffed imitation of a popular animated character… that’s what it’s all about.”
AOC: Make Poverty Illegal
“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.”
Barak Actually Covered Face NOT To Embarrass Epstein
To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him.
Rabbinate To Charge Non-Kosher Restaurants For Non-Kosher Certification
Establishments pursuing a more elite non-kosher clientele will also enjoy more expensive options such as certification that the establishment uses or serves wine consecrated or offered to idolatry.
Biden Announces He Identifies As Black; All Criticism Therefore Racist
Mainstream media sources rushed to assist.
What’s Important Is I Don’t IDENTIFY As An anti-Semite
Only the Jewish-controlled media--supported by Jewish money--have the power to spread such falsehoods as my being an antisemite.
Hanukkah Light Sends Paul Revere On False-Alarm Ride
“Oops,” he muttered. “Awkward. My bad.”
Gov’t Runs Out Of Ways To Explain Ban On Temple Mount Jewish Prayer Without...
“If we do our jobs and have to face the violent mob, people might get killed and we might lose our jobs, which would be the biggest tragedy of all.”
Why Have Palestinians Been Ethnically Cleansed From ‘The Flintstones’?
People of conscience everywhere must protest. So let us rise up now and fight the erasure of Palestinians from The Flintstones.
Nation That Colonized Half Of World Warns Jews NOT To Assert Control Over Own...
UK and EU opposition, though by no means unified, comes against the backdrop of two thousand years of European and other dominant powers trying to prevent Jewish sovereignty anywhere.
Squad Discovers Its Candidates Lose Elections When Opponents Allowed To Run
“The problem is there are other people running against our people.”
You Zionists Are Trying To Kidnap What We Arabs Have Rightfully Stolen
Florin from the Princess Bride visits (in words) the Kingdom of the Jews
Israelis Can’t Wait To Spread Obnoxious Tourist Reputation To UAE, Oman, Bahrain
Israeli travelers took to focusing on what they do best while out of the country: making themselves and their countrymen look like spoiled, whiny, provincial ingrates.
Police Suggest Jews Wear Special Yellow Stars For Protection
Spotting Jews will become a matter of seconds, rather than having to ask around, which can waste precious minutes during an altercation in which a Jew might defend himself.
Palestinian Talmud Appropriated By Jews
Pro-Palestinian advocates claim Jews learning the Palestinian Talmud negates Palestinian culture and recasts it as Jewish in the ongoing Zionist effort to displace the indigenous Palestinian people.
Iran Insists Arming Hamas, Islamic Jihad To Create Safe Haven For Jews
“Ms. Tlaib expressed our aims as succinctly as anyone could.”
Ahashverosh Enlists J-Street To Oppose Temple Reconstruction
In honor of SHushan Purim: Ben-Ami’s organization rose to combat the common misperception that the Jews give monolithic support to their own redemption and restoration.
Family Makes Aliyah Just To Escape All-Pervasive Christmas Music
While acknowledging Zionism in their upbringings, they talked mainly of getting the hell out of the discordant dystopia.
Court-Ordered to Fire Minister Deri, Bibi to Nominate Him as Supreme Court Justice
"Aryeh, I see you on the court, bringing to bear a sensibility that those cloistered, wealthy 'intellectuals' could never muster."
Hamas Asks, ‘What Point Of Sukkah If Not To Keep Weapons Near Kids?’
“You don’t exploit that crowded situation to turn the wife, kids, and sisters into human shields? What kind of warped thinking is that?
Russians Leak Result Of Israeli Election 3 Weeks Prematurely
An official from Russia’s intelligence agency admitted his organization failed to maintain adequate data security.
My New Job: Running Nursing Homes And Girls’ Schools For The NY Jewish Community
Every man needs purpose, and I believe I have found a purpose that will propel me to my next pursuit: management of eldercare facilities and hands-on administration of female educational institutions for the Jews of this great state.